2026 COSMIC PREDICTIONS
WTF IS NEXT?!!
7 experts. The most paradigm-shifting astrology and predictions in 165 years.
Predictions that empower you.
Start designing your year.
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The world is shifting faster than any of us can track.
Old systems crumbling.
New ones emerging.
AI reshaping EVERYTHING.
Political chaos.
Economic uncertainty.
Climate wildcards.
And underneath it all, one question keeps surfacing…
What the fk is next?
HERE'S WHY THIS EVENT IS DIFFERENT
Most predictions dump a year of cosmic information on you, retrogrades, transits, numerology, eclipses, and leave you alone to make sense of it all.
You walk away with a notebook full of dates...
and a nervous system on fire.
More information. More overwhelm. More proof that the universe is happening TO you.
No wonder those other predictions leave you feeling stuck.
WTF is Next?!! is different.
You won't just hear what's coming.
You'll decide who you're BECOMING.
You’ll see cosmic intelligence as support, not a rigid script.
"What a spectacular panel gathering! This is such good stuff!"
-Cata
"If we don't like the predicted future, we ABSOLUTELY have the power to change it."
Karen Curry Parker
THE 3-SESSION ARC
NIGHT ONE.
CLAIM IT
Before the predictions, the only question that matters: What does YOUR soul want for 2026?
Not what you were told to want. Not what sounds impressive.
Not what keeps everyone comfortable.
Not sure what you want? You're not alone. Most of us have been so conditioned to want what we should want that we've lost touch with what we actually desire.
On Night 1, you'll get clear on the 3 core desires that move everything else. Not more goals. Not more hustle. The few things that when you finally choose them —shift everything else and the alignment that makes them inevitable.
Then our experts decode the Tarot card of 2026 and the Vedic rhythms that reveal when you're built to move on what you desire.
NIGHT TWO.
CLEAR IT
Your mind decided. Your body hasn't
agreed yet.
This is where you meet the resistance, the survival patterns, the old conditioning, the "who do you think you are?"
And this is where we rewire it.
On Night 2, we anchor your vision into your body. Not through more affirmations. Through rewiring your system to actually RECEIVE — so your desires stop feeling like a threat and start feeling like home.
The Year of the Fire Horse meets Universal 1 energy wild, untamed, built for those ready to finally lead. They'll show you where your old patterns will try to pull you back.
NIGHT THREE.
CREATE IT
Vision claimed. Resistance met.
Now we integrate.
This is where cosmic intelligence becomes personal power. Where you stop waiting for perfect conditions and start trusting yourself completely.
On Night 3, you activate your new timeline. Your three core desires locked in. We release what's been in the way and anchor into the knowing that 2026 is already yours.
No more questioning how.
Just moving from trust.
The biggest transit in over a century meets direct psychic channeling, so you see both the cosmic architecture AND the wild cards no chart can predict.
"Needed this dearly and this feels like the place to be… That was amazing and exactly what I needed.”
-Angie
What You’ll Get
Lifetime access to 2026WTF is Next?!! live transmissions with Jenner Linden
Clear, embodied guidance you can return to whenever you need recalibration, clarity, or grounding.
Lifetime access to every guest expert prediction, including exact dates
Astrology, tarot, numerology, and intuitive insight — all in one place, available whenever you want to revisit the bigger picture.
A beautifully designed PDF integration guide to applying it all to your life
A complete companion to the event, bringing all the teachings together so you can reflect, integrate, and move forward with intention.
BONUS! Breathwork Meditation designed to help you release mental noise, calm your nervous system, and reconnect to your inner clarity, especially in times of uncertainty or transition.
Instant Access↓
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WHAT YOU WALK AWAY WITH…
✓ Crystal clarity on your 2026 direction
your 3 core desires that unlock everything else, not 47 goals that scatter your energy
✓ The fear and overwhelm about the year ahead, released no more bracing for impact, no more anxious scrolling for answers. Get grounded trust in your ability to navigate whatever comes
✓ A different woman than the one who is signing up (not a better version of who you've been) but the one your soul has been waiting for you to become
✓ A body wired to receive, not force it What you're calling in flows toward you instead of feeling like something you have to chase, earn, or have to fight for
✓ A clear map for co-creating with the energy of 2026 so you stop guessing, stop struggling, and start moving with the flow of cosmic support instead of against it
"It's always a good year to be a Wild One ♡" - Sandra
Meet the Experts
Jenner Linden.
Jenner is the founder of The Wild Ones® and a Sovereignty Initiator guiding women back to their power.
For nearly a decade, she’s blended hypnosis, somatics, ritual magic, and energetic practices to help women dissolve conditioning and reclaim their wild.
She leads a global movement of 83,000+ women choosing truth over programming and embodiment over performance.
@we.arewild
I just did Jenner’s session and it was really intense. I felt warmth and tingling all over my body... Now I not only feel my power in my body, but I also know where it’s guiding me! Still tingling!” -Tess
SESSION ONE.
INSTANT ACCESS!
Nura Rachelle
Vedic Astrologer
Integrative astrologer, teacher, and guide who weaves Eastern and Western wisdom traditions with Quantum Human Design and embodiment practices. Her work cultivates self-trust and deep connection to your unique rhythm.
She's bringing the Vedic lens to 2026 and ancient timing wisdom that reveals not just what's coming, but when you're designed to move.
Sarah Potter
Tarot Reader
New York City-based tarot reader and author of Sober Magic known for her warm, empowering approach to modern magic. Her work centers community, inclusivity, and intuition—offering magic as a tool for joy, healing, and transformation.
She's revealing why 2026 is the year of both the Magician and the Wheel of Fortune and how to work with this potent combination of personal power meeting cosmic timing.
@iamsarahpotter
SESSION TWO.
INSTANT ACCESS
Nixie Marie Chinese Astro
& Feng Shui
A Sacred Space expert who blends ancient Feng Shui wisdom with modern magic, turning homes into manifestation portals.
She's decoding the Year of the Fire Horse returning for the first time in 60 years with the same rebellious, untamed energy that fueled the counterculture of 1966.
@nixie_marie
Kari Samuels Numerology
Intuitive Counselor and Happiness Coach who blends numerology, astrology, and empath empowerment. She decodes the blueprint in your name and birth date to illuminate your destiny.
She's unpacking the vibration of 2026 a Universal 1 Year that marks fresh starts, new cycles, and the energy to finally lead your own life.
@karisamuels
SESSION THREE.
INSTANT ACCESS
Matthew Kenny Classical Astrology
Hellenistic astrologer, translator of Ancient Greek and Sanskrit, and ceremonial magician. Co-founder of The School of Heaven and Earth.
He'll decode the Saturn-Neptune conjunction in Aries, the most talked-about transit of 2026 that's rewriting what's possible for a generation.
@ancientastrology
Dallisa Hocking Psychic Medium
5th generation psychic medium, certified in mediumship, tarot, and energy mastery. Trained alongside Tony Robbins and Dr. Raymond Moody.
She's tuning into what the cosmos can't predict the direct downloads, the surprise pivots, and the soul-level shifts heading your way in 2026.
@dallisahocking
When You Need to Remember
This is the roadmap for your 2026 reclamation.
The insights shared inside WTF is Next?!! will guide you all year long. They’re designed to provide continual guidance and support as you grow into deeper trust with yourself.
For just $27, you’re saying yes to:
✨ Returning to your truth every time the world feels too loud
✨ Remembering your personal alignment with comic timing
✨ Having a grounded anchor when resistance flares or clarity fades
This is your living library.
A rhythm you return to.
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